Thursday, April 03, 2008

Name your inner porn star


Ever wonder how porn stars get names like Felix Bank, Princess Fairlane or Valentine King? Well, Gary Regina, the composer of my film Cold Tea, recently let me in on a well-kept secret. Take the name of the first pet you had that shares your gender, then the name of the first street you ever lived on, and wallah! You're in business!

Based on this proven and scientific method, I am Honey Brighton, Gary is Troubles Rouquette, and David is the great Pepe Dempster.

In the "Comments" section of this post, please add yours to the list. I dare you.

11 comments:

Lesley Looper said...

Buffy Dixie here. ;-)

Reverend Shawn said...

Hello ... I'm Fritzy Devon !!

Gets really kinky with The Rev. in front !!!

When's the next casting call ???

Dina said...

let me introduce myself....Samantha Germain...hmmmm

Anonymous said...

Interesting post Katie... I guess I have to add "Tinkerbell Collegiate"

Katie Bowen said...

I went to a birthday party tonight and asked 3 friends to name their inner porn star.

Katherine is Tara Talley, Kristen is Fatty Sawston, and Kristian, the birthday boy, is Coke Live Oak. (OK, so 2 out of 3 isn't bad).

Thank you Buffy, Fritzy, Kitty, Samantha, and Tinkerbell. I suppose if I had counted the goat, my name would also be Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell Brighton.

Gary was right, it all works.

Anonymous said...

Velvet Rodelle lurking here...

Anonymous said...

Goldie Sterling!
Oh yah baby!
Wendy Mc-G

Katie Bowen said...

How could you not love a porn star named Goldie Sterling?

Anonymous said...

Maggie Knob signing in

Blessed said...

Juicy Suzy

Blessed said...

By the way I made mine up years ago