Sitting on the sofa...Annie: "You're a piece of crap."
Me: "I am?"
Annie: "We're gonna sell you in a garage sale because you don't work anymore."
Me: "Hey, I paid for your birthday party yesterday!"
Annie: "Mom, I'm talking to the lamp!"
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This is so funny! Just when we think we are the centre of the universe, presto, a child shines a (broken) light on the error of our ego's delusional ways.
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are you SURE she was speaking to the lamp ???
Or did she flash that beautiful smile, and twinkle those eyes and merely convince you while she was slipping a "free to a good home" sticker on your back ???
Keep an eye on that one!!!
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