Sunday, October 30, 2011

Trick or tweet

Me: "What does it mean when someone puts the # sign in front of a phrase?"

Annie: "Oh, that's a Twitter thing, you don't have to know about that."

Me: "Right, because I don't Twit."

Annie: "It's Tweet, Mom... you don't Tweet."

Me: "Right."

Saturday, October 01, 2011

For this beautiful Saturday morning

Merde Pigeon

Annie: "Ew! A pigeon just crapped on the air conditioner!"

Me: "So let's just pretend we live in Paris."

Annie: "Why would we pretend we live in Paris?"

Me: "I don't know, imagining it just makes the pigeon crapping on the air conditioner feel less disgusting somehow."