Mom's Gone Wild

David and Annie don't eat pork or beef at all and I, only on occasion. We were out to dinner with my mom and I said to David, "Would it bother you if I wanted to get ribs?" He said it would not bother him, then my mother turned and said to me, "I've got something at the house if that's what you want." "You've got ribs?" I asked, and she said, "Oh, I thought you said you wanted to get RIPPED."