These Are a Few of My Least Favorite Things

I know, I know, but Annie assured me this was needed ...

Floral perfume
Eggplant
Carpeting
Rodents
Splinters
A cheap bra
Torn pages
Polyester
Gourmet coffee
Remote controls
Horror movies
Rollercoasters
Pet clothing
Broken toys
The Weather Channel
Undercooked pizza
Situation comedies
Aggressive drivers
Bad dialogue
Goodbyes
Wet socks