Drunk guy #1: "What's the closest star to Earth?"Drunk girl: "The Sun!"
Drunk guy #2: "No... It's Alpha Centauri."
Drunk girl: "I just don't think I can agree with you on that. Anyway, Alpha Centauri is a galaxy!"
Drunk guy #2: "Let's bet on it."
Drunk girl: "Ok. But only money. No sexual favors".
~85th St & Amsterdam
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