If you're going to tip $2, tip $3 instead.Be friendly to nasty people.
Eat toasted English muffins with cream cheese and blueberry jam.
Wear brown suede or black leather (unless you're an animal rights activist).
Never keep too many empty CD covers in your apartment.
Don't wear beige shoes. Ever.
Don't carry a beige handbag, it's not right.
Don't be ashamed of liking the panda bear pattern on your paper towel.
1 comment:
the same goes for "bone" shoes and bags and the lovely, yet ticky-tacky "home sweet home" pattern on the paper towels!
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