This morning I unwrapped the "Oktober Fest" Barbie doll given to Annie by her Aunt Jennifer, and brought it to her.
Annie: "Is this a doll I can play with?"
Me: "Yes, but remember, you had that beautiful African Barbie in her tribal garb, the Japanese one in the kimono, and the Indian one with that pink sari. But honey, you take off their pretty clothes, put mini skirts on them, undo their hair, and they all end up looking like..."
Annie: "Hoochie Mamas?"
Me: "Exactly, and you don’t want this one to end up looking like a Hoochie Mama, do you?"
Annie: "She already does Mom!"