After School

Annie: "Mommy, Grandma told me she actually met Tony Curtis when he used to be a waiter!"

Me: "Really?"

Annie: "Yeah. I have to remember to ask her if it was before or after he was famous."

Me: "It was probably before."

Annie: "How come?"

Me: "Well, usually people who are famous don’t have to wait tables."

Annie, "No Mom, it was a really fancy restaurant!"