Why am I not allowed to park my car on my street today?
A) George Bush is in the neighborhood helping Dominican immigrants start small businesses.
B) The TV show, Law & Order is filmed in the neighborhood and today they are occupying the street on which I live.
C) There was a leak on the Internet that a famous supermodel gets her legs waxed at the salon on the corner, and now the Paparazzi have taken all the parking spots.