Mac Attack

Annie: "Mommy, why do they use Dell computers at schools? Why don't they use Macintosh?"

Katie: "Because Macs are much more expensive than Dells."

Annie: "Yeah, they're much more fancy and sophisticated."

Katie: "Yeah, and we have Macs because we're fancy and sophisticated people."

Annie: "Well, Daddy may be sophisticated, and you may be fancy, but Daddy isn't fancy and you are not sophisticated!"