Me: "I'm so glad I'm not you."

David: "Me, too"

Me: "And aren't you glad you're not me?"

David: "I am."

Me: "But it's easier to be ourselves, isn't it? I mean, we're used to it."

David: "We are."

Me: "And besides, if I wasn't me, who would be me?"

David: "Yeah, someone's got to be you."

Me: "Yeah, and if I wasn't me, who would look at the washing machine and see the word unbalanced and take it personally?"

David: "No one."