Saturday, July 19, 2008

Placing orders

Dear Universe,

Two years ago I asked you to send me a masculine man--fierce, determined and confident, powerful and sexy with the ability to make me laugh as well as swoon. I also asked that he have talent, depth and integrity, be free of attachments and ready to love only me.

I thank you for the prospects you've delivered so far, and hope I don't seem ungrateful. Each one has almost fit the bill, and I ask if next time, you would please consider making a few minor adjustments.

(You know what they are)

Faithfully,

Katie Bowen

2 comments:

Katie Bowen said...

But what if the Universe gets the orders mixed up and sends me a jackass?

Katie Bowen said...

I'm not even going to touch that one.