Conversation continued

Me: "Being in Sedona at the brewery sounds like a lot more fun than being home lying in bed."

Bruce: "That's true, but if I weren't at the brewery, I'd probably just be home playing solitaire."

Me: "If I were in Sedona and you were home playing solitaire..."

Bruce: "... you could come over and I could bounce cards off your stomach!"

Me: "Exactly!"