Thursday, November 27, 2008

Frogs don't eat turkey

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5 comments:

shawn said...

OH MY GOD !!!!
The photo at the link has proven popular in our office ... thanks.

CJGallegos said...

How time flies when you're havng frogs.

runnerfrog said...

I'm at work and I shouldn't reveal this so early, but Florette is our corporation and we're froggifying people since 1983. "Enranadas" (mix of a rana and one ensalada) are our primary product to pave the coming of our leader, Frogonimo, under which governance we frogs will retake control of the world, leading to a new era of insectivorous and vegetarian peace.
Now you know the plan, but it is a bit too late to do anything about it, we're taken over, and no-one will come to kiss and de-froggify you once turned into a charming frog. All hail to the great Frogonimo.

itzktb said...

Wait a minute, does the plan not include a condition that would enable a woman, should she meet a frog, to kiss him and turn him into a prince?

I only ask because I myself have encountered many frogs lately, who I am certain do not resemble the fine frogs of your kingdom, but who indeed, if I'd found myself inspired, would have benefited from such a transformative kiss.

Or did you imply that the kiss would be limited--that once bestowed upon said frog, said frog would simply turn into a charming frog?

Please let me know more details--if you can guarantee one or two of my minor requests, I may be able to help fund your cause.

runnerfrog said...

We've not decided the full implications of the DNA modification yet. Due to your inclination on the cause, you've been invited to join the board of directors, and granted you full access to the research and development area. What an honour for a simple froggifiable human.