David: "Sixth graders are too old to be trick-or-treating. They should be out causing trouble, not asking for candy."
Me: "So you'd prefer our daughter put toilet paper all over someone's car rather than ask for candy?"
Me: "Do sixth grade boys get erections?"
David: "All the time."
Me: "I mean, do they get erections when they think about girls?"
David: "Are you kidding? They get erections when they think about shop class!"