Shop talk

David: "Sixth graders are too old to be trick-or-treating. They should be out causing trouble, not asking for candy."

Me: "So you'd prefer our daughter put toilet paper all over someone's car rather than ask for candy?"

David: "Yep."

Pause.

Me: "Do sixth grade boys get erections?"

David: "All the time."

Me: "I mean, do they get erections when they think about girls?"

David: "Are you kidding? They get erections when they think about shop class!"