Presidenting herself

My brother Danny is taking his family to D.C. next week for the inauguration.

Yesterday his kids--Jack, 8 and Sydney, 4, were playing make-believe, and Jack decided Sydney would be a cripple. He wrapped her leg in a make-shift bandage, then handed her a stick to use as a cane.

Sydney looked concerned.

"I don't want Obama to see me like this," she said.