Yesterday I learned that Annie is being harassed by two evil 7th grade girls. Today at 2:20 pm., I will be waiting outside the schoolyard wearing my dark glasses. I will follow the girls as they follow Annie, I will take notes, and once I've gathered enough evidence, I may even have a word with the little witches.Annie is in on the plan--stay tuned as the case unfolds.
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Signed, K. Bowen, P.D.
I'm sure you have your fedora, rain coat, cigarette and your slow turning cailing fan in your office, but aside those enjoyable toys, I'm sorry for the case in question.
The ceiling fan may not be enough to cool this case down--what I really need is the help of a fearless frog in a fedora!
HOw about a stun gun?
Actually, Tai is right - if it's possible, you should tape the conversation so you can play the tape for these little bitches' parents -- very hard to deny. (Just ask Nixon). Love you and would be happy to rub out the offenders for you. --Elizabeth
Huh ... funny - today is the "International day to stand up against Bullying" and in NYC you're being Secret Agent Mom to deal with bullying against Annie ... and in Manitoba, Beetle comes home at Lunch in tears because the boys in her class were bullying her ...
We didn't have to gather evidence to solve our problem... but that would have been way more fun than having to meet with the principal with a crying girl ...
Go get'em mama lion!
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