From Overheard in New York

Girl #1: This whole Ben situation is really starting to piss me off.

Girl #2: I know! I just don't know what his deal is!

Girl #1: He called me like twelve times yesterday.

Girl #2 (stops): He called you? (pauses for a moment) Oh, you mean Ben your boyfriend!

Girl #1: As opposed to?

Girl #2: Ben from Lost.

Girl #1: Don't talk to me for an hour, please.

--Penn Station