For whom the bed tolles

Me: "Go to sleep Annie, and please don't talk, I'm listening to my meditation tape."

Annie: "Oh, God--I hope it's not Ache Vention!"

Me: "Ache Vention?"

Annie: "I mean, Erie Canal."

Me: "Erie Canal?"

Annie: "What's that guy's name?"

Me: "Do you mean, Eckhart Tolle?"

Annie: "Yeah, that guy!"