
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
From my "Personal Astrology Planner"

Robert Altman
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Tuesday Morning
Monday, November 20, 2006
Katie the critic

Helen Mirren is, in my opinion, beyond reproach as an actress, but although it was attempted, there wasn't much depth in the character of the queen so her performance left me unmoved (no fault of hers).
Director Stephen Frears did one of my favorite movies of all time, "Dirty Pretty Things," so I refuse to criticize him.
I know, I suck at this, and I would stick to my day job, but I need to get one first.
Katie Rating for "The Queen:" Ho hum say I.
Side Note: If you want to see an amazing film about the inner lives of repressed Brits, rent Howard's End with Anthony Hopkins and Emma Thompson.
More unsolicited advice from me

When you see teenagers laughing at a crazy person on the train, remind them that the person was once a baby, and to have sympathy.
Don’t rack up points against a friend who you feel has let you down. That's not being a good friend.
Read “War and Peace” from cover to cover, even if you don’t want to and even if you don’t like it. That way you can say to yourself, "I’ve read ‘War and Peace.’”
Don’t feel silly for feeling pleasure every time your eyes rest on your Persian rug mouse pad.
From Harper's Index
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Vlad is Back!
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Saturday morning
Friday, November 17, 2006
Tonight

The concrete, awake and alive and slick with sound, the click of my boots, the swing of my coat, my hair drenched, heavy on my back.
It’s a beautiful night, a romantic night, and with my palms open and a smile on my face, I feel a deep sense of longing.
Tonight
Thursday, November 16, 2006
My unsolicited advice

Be friendly to nasty people.
Eat toasted English muffins with cream cheese and blueberry jam.
Wear brown suede or black leather (unless you're an animal rights activist).
Never keep too many empty CD covers in your apartment.
Don't wear beige shoes. Ever.
Don't carry a beige handbag, it's not right.
Don't be ashamed of liking the panda bear pattern on your paper towel.
From Harper's Index
After School
Leo Horoscope by Rob Brezsny

In his book "Thumbsucker," Walter Kirn explores the tension between security and passion. We all yearn to feel safe, he says, and yet we also need to express our native wildness, which is crucial in giving us a visceral sense of being ourselves. If we put too much emphasis on being careful, we squelch our primal urge for unpredictability and lose touch with our need to play.
According to my analysis of the omens, Leo, you're at the end of a phase when caution and self-preservation have made sense. Don't wait too much longer before you put your ass on the line in search of too much fun.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Monday, November 13, 2006
Reality Bites...Me

I mentioned a while back how, out of the blue, Annie asked me to take her to The Big Apple Circus. (It was out of the blue because we hadn’t been in a couple of years.) And sure enough, a few days after her request, I received an email saying that, although I had no knowledge of being entered in a drawing, we had won two free ringside tickets to the circus.
This past Saturday, while Annie and I shared popcorn and cotton candy under the Big Top, she turned to me and asked if I would buy her a stuffed animal before we left, specifically the dog with the red leash. I told her no.
I've tried countless times to explain that one's experience does not need to be validated by purchasing a souvenir on the way out. (My God, I sound just like my father!) Then Annie said it was really the leash she was after, to use when playing with her stuffed animals at home. It seemed like a reasonable request, so I told her we could stop at the pet store and buy an inexpensive collar and leash, and that seemed to satisfy her.
After the show was over and we were exiting the tent, I noticed that the price of the stuffed dog wasn’t much more than what I would most likely spend at the pet store, so after making sure the collar was removable, I bought her the dog.
Annie thanked me profusely and as we walked outside she declared, "I created my reality AGAIN!"
I asked her what she meant and she replied,
"While the show was going on, I kept saying to myself, "I WILL have the dog with the leash, I WILL have the dog with the leash!"
Real Men Wear It
On Second Thought

She sings, "I like Pina Coladas... and getting caught in the rain..."
She pauses, "Actually, I don’t like either of those things."
Me: "I like getting caught in the rain."
Annie: "You don't like Pina Coladas?"
I think, remembering a trip to the Florida Keys a couple years back. "Mmmm, yeah, I guess I do."
Annie: "And I guess I like getting caught in the rain."
Friday, November 10, 2006
City Skies
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