Walking through a P-Town parking lot, I spotted a beautiful long-haired lesbian in cowgirl jeans climbing into her brand new, bright yellow Mustang.
"Oh my God!" I said, "I want that car!"
A huge smile of contentment spread across her pretty face.
"It's my menopause car!" she exclaimed.
Right then I decided, no matter how impractical, no matter how unlike me it would be, when the time comes--it's gonna be my menopause car, too.