Annie and her friends insisted I explain what it means when a boy gets to first, second, and third base.Me: "First base means kissing, second base means touching, third base means, uh... more touching, and reaching home plate means having sex."
Giselle: "I think I'd rather be the umpire!"
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As the father of an 11 year old girl I second Gisele with a hearty - "You're OUT!!!"
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