Saturday, August 30, 2008

Striking out

Annie and her friends insisted I explain what it means when a boy gets to first, second, and third base.

Me: "First base means kissing, second base means touching, third base means, uh... more touching, and reaching home plate means having sex."

Giselle: "I think I'd rather be the umpire!"

1 comment:

shawn said...

As the father of an 11 year old girl I second Gisele with a hearty - "You're OUT!!!"