In my dreams

Last night I dreamed that a friend encouraged me to join a day spa--steam room, sauna and a coupon for free beer. The only catch--I had to write on my application that I believed in God. I wanted the sauna and I wanted the coupon, so I wrote down that I believed in God. Of course, it wasn't entirely untrue, but I knew I was deceiving the spa officials--I knew I was not what they were looking for in a member.