Me: "I found a mouse in my kitchen last night."
Annie: "Awww...was it cute?"
Me: "No, it was not cute, it was walking across my stove. I'm going to have to call the exterminator."
Annie: "No Mommy!"
Annie: "I've decided it's a girl, and I want to name her Gumdrop!"
Me: "Annie! I can't kill someone named Gumdrop!"
Annie: "Exactly my point!"